An AD in the Local Newspaper Bean Town Globe, from the Fanning Committee of Dragon Inn Enterprise: The Village of Dragon Shadows Inaugurates.

The Village of Dragon Shadows is a cozy, beautiful residential area with 36 German-style Condominiums located in the heart of Dragon Valley. The village offers a breath-taking view of Mont Blanc to the North, a great destination for winter skiing trip, and the white-sanded beaches in the Cape Cod to the South, an incredible spot for basking in the summer sun. The village is only 12 minutes of space-shuttle ride away from the bustling Bean Town, where residents will find all the excitement of BT through strolling down the patriotic Freedom Trail, purchasing gourmet food or fresh fruits and vegetables at the famed Quincy Market or Hay Market, shopping at the splendid Copley Place or Newbury Street, dining at the popular Italian Restaurants in the North End, or attending concerts performed by the legendary POPS.  

In order to make the Village of Dragon Shadows one of the prime examples of modern, dynamic and vibrant residential communities, we at the Fanning Committee have taken  a vigorous approach in selecting our future residents.  The following are the prerequisites for becoming a proud member of the Dragon Shadows Community:

1. You must be able to perform at least one of the following tricks:
Jump180 degree back kick
Jump side kick
Jump split kick
Vertical straight up front or side kick
No Shadow Kick
Butterfly twist round-house kick
360 degree Scissor Kick
Double kicks (multiple forms)
Triple kicks, including split-double then front kick, triple side kicks, etc.

2. You must be masterful with at least one of the following weapons:
Spears (silver or wooden)
Staffs or poles
Swords (single or double-edged long sword, flexible sword, etc.)
Nunchucks
Rope-dart
Wet-rag
Various guns

3. You must be an expert in at least one of the following styles:
Traditional Chinese Kung Fu: including Wing Chun, Hung Gar, Wu Dang, Shao Lin etc.
Modern Chinese Wu Shu
Tae Kwon Do
Kick Boxing
Western Boxing
Wrestling

4. You must have an occupation in at least one of the following categories (being formerly associated with any of these categories is also acceptable):
Military
Imperial Court
Police Force
College Education
Health Service (the profession of drinking othersÌ blood is also acceptable, since leeches have been widely used in medical history for the benefits of patients)
High School Education
Secret Service  (any occupation that cannot be explicitly announced in public)

5.  Your application will be expedited if you know how to:
Play piano
Sing
Dance
Write poetry
Follow the fashion trend
Name different brands of perfumes

6. The following skills are not required:
Swimming skills
Equestrian skills

7. This is the last but the most crucial requirement: You must have slender, long fingers and bright, piercing dark eyes.  You must resemble in looks with the highly revered ICON of the Dragon Shadows:

Call us now at 1-800-727-1963 to arrange visit and interviews. The members of Fanning Committee are looking forward to welcoming you to the VILLAGE OF DRAGON SHADOWS.